Dear Chairman Roberts:
TRITEWORKS™ is a new web business offering only conservative bumper stickers at http://www.triteworks.com/.
Our stickers are neither rude nor profane and are primarily intended to raise awareness of the very real socialist threat posed by the current administration. They address additional issues that threaten our individual liberties, such as media bias, gun control, global warming, universal health care, an activist judiciary, taxes and out of control spending.
Take a quick look and if you think your conservative constituency would be well served by these not too strident offerings, please post a link to our website in your newsletter or on your web page.
We believe you might also enjoy a couple of humorous supporting blogs that address IQ Based Taxation™ (http://www.iqbasedtaxation.com/) and STOOPID SHEEP™ (http://www.stoopidsheep.com/).
IQ Based Taxation sarcastically postulates a lower tax rate for Americans with less than average intelligence and a higher tax rate for those lucky Americans with greater than average intelligence – because it’s only fair.
STOOPID SHEEP first identifies people who make misguided or uninformed political decisions and then goes on to provide step by step instructions for changing their STOOPID SHEEP status.
Since we can’t take every American by the shoulders and tell them to “WAKE UP – YOU ARE LOSING YOUR LIBERTY TO SOCIALISM!”, we have chosen bumper stickers as a simple and inexpensive way to try and get their attention…
Thank you for your consideration.
TRITEWORKS
